we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize
