Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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