Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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