Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
