Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
