You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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