normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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