Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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