i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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