with your own penis?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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