Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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