he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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