She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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