So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize