Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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