I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
