Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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