i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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