Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize