Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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