Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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