Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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