dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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