I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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