i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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