Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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