Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
