I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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