Yo dont text me then not text me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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