She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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