I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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