I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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