So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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