i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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