wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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