i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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