She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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