Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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