Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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