Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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