I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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