fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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