he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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