I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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