I just made out with a guy for $7.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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