is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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