I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
