I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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