uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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