I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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