They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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