Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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