I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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